Travel Ideas

by: Ieuan Dolby

A failed or neglected city springs to mind when walking around Macau during the day time. Around the outskirts of the Islands the doors of modern buildings never seem to open. Hotel restaurants tend to sole customers with reluctance: public gardens remain empty except for the lone tramp rooting around in the bins, roads remain unsullied with tyre tracks and the silence is loud all around. Inside and up the hill cracked and uneven pathways run along to meet the next, weeds compliment the falling cement on graying walls. Unpainted fences balance precariously around crazy paved basketball pitches whilst graffiti gives color to an otherwise drab setting.
The Portuguese gave the place some amazing buildings when they ruled and controlled, in fact Macau was the first European Settlement in the Far East. The Portuguese beat the Dutch and the British by a hairs breadth with their establishment of this well positioned and soon to be rich trading post. Hong Kong, Singapore and .Malacca followed many years later as the British, Dutch and other nations established a presence in Far East Asia but at the beginning Macau ruled the roost. The Dutch tried many times to get hold of the Islands as did the Spanish and the British once or twice. A prize jewel had Macau become and Portugal managed to retain control throughout, only really giving it up in 1999 when they handed it back to mainland China.
China now rules Macau under what has become known as a SAR. This stands for a Special Administration Region and basically comes under the Mainland Chinese Policy of ?one rule, two systems?. A status-quo in which Macau governs itself for the most part, and it makes and lives under its own laws, but it belongs to China however it is run or seen to be run.
Today it is a little paradise steeped in history and culture. Large imposing, century old structures now vie for space amongst the tattered remnants of shoddily built 20 century brick houses and classily built modern glass offices that reach to the sky. Massive and squat stone offices of a colonial era sit regally and steadfastly among haphazard and leaning towers of steel girders: gray stone snubs orange brick and the slate roofs still keep out the water were the tin cladding has long since failed.
New roads lead around the coast in smooth patterns, over long and impressive bridges they flow before swooping gracefully in arcs around flashing advertisements and over reclaimed land that oozes intent. Newly built high speed, two-lane, motorways pass futuristic glass structures and cloud hitting spirals, they zoom over decorated spanned bridges that are a feat to modern engineering, they whiz past glittering hotels that invite money to be spent and all before lowering themselves in stature to greet and pass over to times gone by.
Working inwards and upwards modern tarmac meets old cobbles as the flat ground turns into the steep climb. Little lanes hobble through culture that crowds-in upon itself. Houses of times past squash and bulge against each other and hang precariously over paths that defy the eyes to follow. Hanging baskets swing delicately from balconies that threaten to pull down the houses that they belong to, whilst open windows give glimpses to the crowded life beyond.
The modern steels and glass facades of hotels and office blocks, the colonial stone museums and Portuguese Officialdom of yesteryear that grace the flatlands around the coast are left behind when walking inland. The hilly centers of the Islands house the main population: looking at houses from many years ago the place strikes chords of a fishing village in Portugal when looking one way and China Town the next. These small houses built along old cobbled streets crowd in upon each other and bring life and activity all around.
But all is not as it seems. From the heat of the day, when cool drinks and light foods go together with a swimming pool and air conditioning, the evening brings change. From the dull and fading brick work and overgrown flowerbeds, from the graffiti and flaking paint on shop walls springs lights of dazzling proportions. From a forgotten City lying to waste in its own decay grows a glittering display of neon power, one that transforms the place and everything within. As the sun sets on the horizon people come out to play, tourists put aside their bathing towels and no longer think of cold air, workers get ready for the night ahead and hotel lobbies transform from desolate halls to crowded and bustling bee hives filled with action and intent.
Public Gardens become noisy meeting points for those going out on the town, overloaded buses groan along roads that are a mass of spinning wheels and alert taxi drivers fight for the needy customers with skill and adeptness. Policemen wipe the sleep from their eyes and come out of their cubby holes, ready and watchful for the evening ahead. Bars stock up with large muscled men who hang around the doorways with folded arms silently saying, ?make trouble and you will have me to deal with?. Hopeful jewelers open their doors and invitingly offer tourists the once in a lifetime chance to buy gold at the cheapest prices in Asia, the Indian on the corner suggests that he can measure and make a suit in a day and the electronics stores beckon where they had not during the day.
But what is really going on? Aside from the tourist scene, apart from the night life and the activity that springs up after the sun hides away, what is really going on. What makes Macau what is today and why do most people prefer to sleep during the day, workers and tourists alike and what changes the city from a neglected and desolate place under the sun to a fun filled bundle of activity in the night?
Gambling.
It is all about Gambling. The Macau government makes seventy percent of its revenue from Gambling. Most Hotels are built with gambling in mind and thus they boast many a casino and gambling dens on its premises. Limousines carry the rich gambler to his seat for the evening, the one who has not yet sniffed defeat. Hotels lay on special packages for those with money to loose and girls lie in wait to help spend money that prospectors may have had thoughts of keeping. Bars keep drinks flowing to loosen punters stiff fingers, fast food flows to produce contentment and security in the high rollers and the large muscled men act positively when throwing out the losers.
Banks close down and turn over their business to rows upon rows of fast acting machines that spout out money like it is going out of fashion. Urgent and edgy punters queue at these machines, itching to get into the action, worried that they have no money left. Security guards watch metal detectors closely and search handbags with vigor, hidden cameras turn circles as unaware gamblers throw their money on luck and doormen?s arms ache as they ceaselessly open doors for the excited newcomers and help the defeated out. Receptionists check-in new arrivals by the hundreds as tours from Mainland China pour off trains like ants from a mole hill. Airport-staff sweat freely, as planes land in quick succession to throw out more determined miners from Taiwan, the Philippines, from Singapore and other corners of the world.
Newly arrived punters race against time to grab their bags, get through immigration and to catch a cab for their hotel and the casinos next door, above or beneath. Time is precious and time is money ? money that will be spent despite dreams that suggest otherwise.
Not all arrivals and visitors to Macau are gamblers on a mission. Some visitors are genuine tourists who wonder why the city is so bare and drab during the day, those that have no idea as to the other face of Macau. And from Taiwan and other expensive Asian economies comes another bunch of visitors, the group or package tour and should one see the tour as it engorges itself from the plane, one will notice that it is all men. These men are on a mission, they will also be all over the age of fifty and the average age will probably be about seventy. This is a specially arranged tour that may for example start off from Taiwan and fly to Macau for a three day visit. And it is special in that it is for men only, that they are going to Macau to get a woman, to have three days of sex and romp and then to climb back onto their plane alone and back to Taiwan: maybe to repeat the process in a years time, if they can afford it or their wives don?t find out. Yes, another side of Macau; the availability of prostitutes who service the Taiwanese or overseas visitor or who relieve punters and gamblers of any change that they may still have jangling in their pockets after the gambling halls have shut for the night.
Prostitutes hang around doorways and exits from casinos, they balance precariously on high heels that defy gravity and they are covered in layers of make-up that gives competition to a skilled plasterer. Skimpy skirts ride high on slim legs and breasts push eagerly against tight tops that are all but not present. Little purses swing invitingly from hands that wander fleetingly as males pass by, smiles are issued freely to those that look and glares are given as those looked walk on.
Innuendos are made and promises of a new life are given as punters exit casinos for new ground or with nearly empty pockets. New entrants are given the choice of female company as they prepare to spend and while away the night and whatever one can think of it is there. Slim girls with long legs, short girls with big busts, tall girls with big busts and short girls with long legs are all around leaning against doorways and offering hope and suggestion in husky voices. Slim waists peek out as hips thrust invitingly, nipples protrude as tongues are run along lips and eyes smile to all who see. Men dressed as woman, large woman with massive breasts and large men with even bigger breasts stand in the background for those inclined and little girls with spirit and enjoyment run around touching bottoms and kissing cheeks like they are in love.
A neglected city it may be during day light hours, but prostitutes, bouncers, gamblers, airport staff, taxi-drivers, croupiers, fast food hall owners, barkeepers, bus drivers, doormen, receptionists, bankers, service engineers, thieves and security guards need to sleep during the day so that when the sunsets they will be ready for a new night of action.
And the only daylight customers are the tourists who never knew the other face of Macau and the cleaners who must make the city ready for the next plane load of enthusiastic passengers and the next train full of excited amateurs with their pockets full of cash and dreams of a rich and enjoyable future ahead of them.

About The Author

Ieuan Dolby, from Scotland is an Engineering Officer in the Merchant Navy. He has been travelling the world for 15yrs on an endless tour of cultural diversification. Currently based in Singapore he writes various articles for magazines and newspapers and is working on a marine glossary.

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by: Elvis Preston King

Whoops someone already has this title his name is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a man to be admired! Obviously a man driven by women, although misguided.
1000 One Night Stands!
My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Preston King the man who has more girlfriends than any man on the planet.
Well it?s true I always wanted to be a Rock Star and the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Why did I want to be a rock star, I love rock and I love girls! Money for nothing and chicks for free! That?s why! I just didn?t follow through. I never even put a band together. How sad? I went into business and made a few million dollars in a couple of years and retired at a young age. I just don?t like working all the time. What? Are the Billionaires going to take it with them? They think so. I work very hard and then kick back. I like the Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls.
Why do you want to know about my life anyway? If you are a man who does not love women don?t read another word.
I also I have a talent for acting and I wanted to be a movie star. Why? To pick up girls, of course. However, after I saw that Charlie Sheen had to pay prostitutes and I realized that I get more girls than any actor living or dead. I decided for what do I want to be an actor!
Am I immature, insecure and do I have low self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped me make my money. I had to show the world I was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as a sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was great at it. What I like is girls, and nothing more. You would think I would grow up. I am 55 years old already.
Unlike the other gurus of girls who discovered their talent late in life I have always had girls, girls, girls! I remember when I was 15 I went to a future farmers event out of town and I came back holding hands with a little Filipino doll with long black hair. My classmates still talk about me today. Mind you I was a poor boy from the other side of the tracks but with the charm and looks of Leonardo DiCaprio.
When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my old 55 Chevy convertible picking up girls form city to city and town to town. You remember Ricky Nelson?s ?I am a traveling Man? I forgot to plate my 55 Chevy and the police through me in jail for illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage girlfriends send me money to bail the handsome poor boy out of jail!
Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San Francisco and tasted California free love. Oh the life. We had Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis too. Those were the times.
I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I bought a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari and a big Mercedes and several other exotic cars. I rented an airline hanger to park them all because I lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a place they called the Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the girls, but low and behold I began to age and I noticed that 18 year old girls weren?t paying any attention to me any more. Saddened by my aging face I contemplated surgery, but felt the risk of death was too great. So I went to the library and checked out books on the subject of places where girls love the older man. I parked the limo and the Ferrari in storage and went on a global search to find the girls. I found them. I now have more beautiful girls than any man on the planet.
Unfortunately I made a bad investment that dropped me to my knees financially, but I still have the girls. So now what? Well I can write a book, but that doesn?t turn me on. Bill already did that! I can sell my sales training again, I can put on How to Have 1000 One Night Stands Seminars, The King of Seduction Seminars etc. or I can offer my one on one picking up girls services to a rich man who loves girls. I decided on the latter,
Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he plans on looking me up. I have several other multi-millionaires and one billionaire trying to decide if they want girls and to hang out with Elvis or if they prefer to keep working and be buried with their money. So far no one has taken me up on my offer 100%.
To me my girls are like Forrest Gump?s box of chocolates. And they taste good!!!
So you ask ?Can you teach me to be a great Guru of women? Please! Please! My answer, ?Probably not. You are born with it or you are not. That?s why I refuse to take these poor fools money in trying to teach them how to pick up girls with a worthless book or worthless seminars, but I am taking some poor girl loving soul under my wing, Look for me and my buddy in the French Riviera floating around on his yacht with a boat load of girls!
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About The Author

Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours

by: Elvis Preston King

No, I do NOT pick up girls in bars, on the internet, through personal ads or through dating services. Never in your life!
Hi, I am Elvis Preston King I hold the world record of the most girlfriends of any man on the planet! I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce one to three new girls everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I have slept with over 3000 girls. I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the senior playboy!
However, I am NOT selling a book or a course on how to pick up girls. I am looking for ONE permanent, lifelong, buddy who LOVES girls, and who doesn?t get his fair share of girls. I do everything for you. I pick up the girls, and I seduce them for you, and your job is simply to make mad passionate love with girl after girl after girl! When I say I have had sex with more girls than Julio Iglesias, I am not joking. I truly hold the REAL world?s record of the most girlfriends of any man on earth! I have never slept with a prostitute in my life. Yes, I am the Playboy of Playboys, bar none. I do not use drugs. I drink very little. I smoke an occasional cigar. I have only one vice and that vice is beautiful young girls, girls and more girls! No bars, no internet crap, no dating services. We go out, you point to the girl your crazy about and I take it from there!
I rarely do the traditional dating things such as restaurants, movies etc. I go straight to the bachelor pad and make love with my dream girls. I have too many girls to waste time going out for coffey or drinks or to restaurants and movies. Also in the city where I am living I can?t go out in public because it is embarrassing when girl after girl comes up to me thinking I am only hers. I go out of town with my top girls to exclusive beach resorts when I want to show off one of my 10?s!
I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn?t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations.
To learn more about Elvis Preston King do a Google search or if you are ?The Man? who truly loves girls and you are serious about really enjoying your life call Elvis right now at 809-581-8648 or email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com.

About The Author

Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com.
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How Would YOU Like to Have a Travel Buddy Who Knows How to Pick up Girls!

by: Elvis Preston King

How Would YOU Like to Have a Travel Buddy Who Knows How to Pick up Girls!
Let?s go on a vacation, but this time lets skip, Ft. Lauderdale, Hawaii, Bahamas or Cancun. Let?s go where the girls love Western Men like you and me.
I am Elvis Preston King I have always been the master of how to pick up girls. Back home in the United States and Canada I noticed as I began to grow older the girls would stick up their nose up at me. I claim to be American and Canadian as one of my parents is from Toronto, and the other parent is from Kansas City. Of course I was born in Mississippi and I grew up in Memphis.
Even when I would pull up to the curb in my Rolls Royce Limo and my Ferrari F40 the girls wouldn?t give me the time of day. Enough is enough. Young Western women don?t appreciate the Older Man. That goes for you German, French, Italian, English, Dutch and all of the rest of you.
Will, simply put I got so angry one day when I was trying to pick up a young 18 year old Hollywood, California girl who wouldn?t even give me her phone number let alone talk to me. I said that?s it. I sold my Hillsboro beach Florida penthouse, put my cars in storage and hopped on a plane to the Dominican Republic and I haven?t been home since and that was five years ago. I have many sexual paradises of earth that I like to travel to. I now hold the world record of more girlfriends of any man on earth. I have over 1000 active girlfriends and I am sad to say that I am broken up with over 2000 girls who have left me high but not dry. They caught me fooling around with another girl!
Of course, a wife would be nice, but how can you pick just one wife out of all these beautiful young dream girls. I might accept a harem of wives, but I?d get bored with them too and move on I am sure. I am sorry when you?re Elvis and every young beauty loves you it?s just too big of a temptation to stray. I could never be with just one woman no matter how beautiful she is. I tried it. I had the runner up Miss Universe from one country and I couldn?t be loyal. Good luck Donald Trump! I think you made a big mistake getting married to a young beauty. Same to you Larry Ellison, with your money you don?t need a wife. There are other more suitable arrangements than marriage that can be made! I have girls that I sleep with and girls who take care of my cooking and cleaning. Needless to say if you are the senior playboy king you have to eat right.
I could write a book but I refuse to sell my secrets for five or ten dollars. Never in your life. Elvis can?t be bought cheap. Sorry. However, I am looking for one special travel buddy. All my life I have never had time for buddies. I have spent all my time with beautiful young girls. I am now looking for a sidekick to travel to exotic locations around the world who truly loves girls.
Lets go on a vacation! Come visit me and my girls on the islands of love. The weather will give new warmth to your soul. The walks on the beach with your girls will take away the worries of time and age. Romancing a beautiful girl will relieve your weary heart. A vacation with a new dream girl is an absolute cure for the senior man who feels left out from the pleasures of life. Ah- the islands of the sexual paradises of earth, a breath taking experience, a touch of vigor for the older man and the energy of life you need for the rest of your time here on Earth. You won?t ever want to go home. Such dynamic hideaway retreats that once on one of my islands it will mystically bring romance and joy to your heart. Elvis?s sexual paradises of earth are an extreme love connection for the Western man who truly loves beautiful girls!

About The Author

Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Miami, Fl. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ or http://seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com/
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by: Elvis Preston King

The Problem
Are you a distinguished older gentleman who finds it difficult to pick up sexy young girls? Have you always loved sexy young, beautiful girls, but never got your fair share!!
?My name is Elvis Preston King. I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce one to three new girls practically everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I love my top 100 girls! They are so exotic and beautiful! I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the Senior Playboy!?
The Senior Playboy has more young beautiful girlfriends than any man on the Planet! Totally verifiable!!! The average man would have to see it to believe it.
The Solution!!!
?I am looking for a permanent buddy who also loves lots of sexy, young, delicious dream girls. I lost my money in some bad investments and I simply don?t want to go back in business. I love my life and my early retirement and all of my dream girls. I am willing to share all my girlfriends sisters, cousins and their girlfriends, as well as pick up new girls everyday. If I can find another gentleman like me who also loves lots of girls. Which means you too will end up with over 1000 girlfriends! THE DEAL IS SIMPLE: I PICK UP THE GIRLS? YOU PICK UP THE TAB.? Elvis Preston King
?I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn?t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth over 50 years old has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations.? Elvis~!
?I have a separate new bachelor pad just for entertaining our girls. I also have a secluded home where I rest when I want to take a break from my girls.?
Elvis has such a wonderful fantasy life that he does not want to go back in business. He is on a global search to find ONE senior bachelor sidekick who also would like to have 1000 young girlfriends. Or if you insist on the slightly older woman Elvis can certainly arrange that also. He has even hired a chauffeur who speaks seven languages. The chauffeur assists by answering phone calls from all the girls and arranges Elvis?s dates but Elvis selects and picks up all of his own girls!
The Guinness Book of World Records has been on Elvis?s trail but so far he has declined entry into the famous book. Elvis already has many fans as well as many envious people who can?t stand to see Elvis happy with all of his girls.
?My girls all have Hawaiian tans and big brown eyes with the exception of a few blonde girls that I have. The girls in my favorite exotic locations adore the older man. In fact, if your old, fat, and bald that helps! They prefer the older man that Western Girls wouldn?t give the time of day no matter how fat your wallet is. Unlike the culture of Western women who see youth as everything. Our maturity gives the girls a sense of security.? On the other hand there are many Western men who come to my favorite island and don?t get laid unless they pay a prostitute!
You simply have to know where to find the girls, how to pick them up and how to seduce them. Lucky for you, you have Elvis. That is if you don?t let another senior bachelor grab him off the market. Elvis?s services will not be available long. You are not the only man in the world who loves lots of young beautiful girls! Call Elvis now and discuss the details or you can buy yourself a copy of ?Are You Lonesome to Night? by Elvis Presley and a bottle of President beer and keep living the way you are living now. Or get up out of that chair and call Elvis now. There is only one Elvis in the world now and if you want a chance to hang out with Elvis pick up the phone now and call him or email him. Just do it. Go ahead enjoy your life. Life isn?t forever and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to live the fantasy life most men in the world will only dream about.
This offer is limited to only ONE GENTLEMAN. Will it be bachelor number 1? bachelor number 2? Or lucky bachelor number 3?YOU!
If you are ?The Man? who truly loves lots of young, sexy women, you owe it to yourself to see if Elvis means every word that he is saying. See for yourself if he can back up every word! Your buddies back home will never believe your story once you decide to become the sidekick of the senior playboy, Elvis P. King.
PS If by chance you?re happy with your life or you have convinced yourself that you are happy with your life and if you?re not interested in hanging out with Elvis please pass this letter on to one of your friends who would enjoy the bachelor dream life. Good luck either way Buddy!
Sincerely,
Elvis Preston King

Email: seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com

Telephone: 809-581-8648 (my house)

809-570-5100 (the bachelor pad)

My chauffeur?s cellular is 809-459-2390 (His name is Alberto)

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Please feel free to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. A copy would be appreciated at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com

About The Author

Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/
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by: Elvis King

Call them dirty old men. Call them sugar daddys. But with Elvis Preston King on their team these guys get their dream girls!
Bachelor Dream Tours Dating Service
There are dating services after dating service after dating service, but there is only one Bachelor Dream Tours dating service with Elvis P. King at the helm. The king of dating services. Is Elvis back in the building with his girlfriends or is it all just a fantasy. You owe it to yourself to see for yourself. George Clooney bows down to Elvis when Elvis enters the building.
Girlfriend, girlfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends and more girlfriends! Dream girl! Dream girls! Dream Girl! Elvis the matchmaker, matchmaker, matchmaker.
For the older man who likes the much younger woman. The young girl or young girls of you dreams.Your problem of how to find a girlfriend has just been solved. Hot girls, young girls, white girls, brown girls, black girls. Elvis the Matchmaker King, Elvis P. King?s private, one on one dating service, also known as Bachelor Dream Tours are now available.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Elvis Preston King. The King. I am the guy every guy loves to hate. And every older woman just hates me because I am a bad influence on other older men. It?s hard enough for the older woman to find her man. Let alone the likes of Elvis P. King. No sensible woman would ever let her husband or boyfriend within 50 feet of Elvis P. King.
Elvis has made Jack Nicholson proud. And yes I get hate mail! I hold the world record of girlfriends age 18 to 22 years old in the men over age 50 class. They all have sisters, cousins, and girlfriends waiting to meet any guy who is a buddy of Elvis P, the King. I use to work for free for all my buddies back home but when my estate was sold I was left holding the empty bag. I am broke. I can?t claim my estate. My best buddy Red West Perry doesn?t come around any more after he had a heart attack and his wife put the brakes on the bachelor tours with Elvis. Truthfully, I miss my buddies, and my daughter, Tina Marie, but I have the life to die for. I think about my ex-wife Princess sometimes, but when you are Elvis and all the girls love you the temptation is just too hard to resist to be with just one woman no matter how beautiful she is. I can not come home for obvious reasons. Most people think I am really just a myth.
I will never forget the time when a very handsome 35 year old man all alone in a beautiful all-inclusive beach resort where I was vacationing with two of my stunners came up to me and said, ?You are my idol because nobody has girls like that and certainly not two! What is your secret? You remind me a little bit of Elvis, sir.? ?Elvis P. King at your service.?
Is it a case of Elvis Aaron Presley back in the building. My girls will tell you yes he is Elvis, The King has come home. Yes I was born in Mississippi and I lived in Memphis. I don?t want you to picture me as the young perfect Elvis. Elvis was fat in the end and so is your Elvis. My fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches are easy to make with an island full of bananas and beautiful girls to cook them. But this is not a story about Elvis Presley or Elvis King. This is a story about the older man getting his young dream girl or dream girls. Most of Elvis?s buddies are old, fat and bald. So don?t get self-conscious and think you can?t get a girl. All of Elvis?s buddies always get their girl!
Whether you want a wife, girlfriend, young girlfriend, sexy girlfriend, kind girlfriend, real girlfriend, horny girlfriend, daily girlfriend, naughty girlfriend, beautiful girlfriend, hot girlfriend, teen girlfriend, cute girlfriend, tall girlfriend, short girlfriend, fat girlfriend, chubby girlfriend, or many girlfriends. You will never have to worry about how to get a girlfriend again with Elvis by your side. Elvis will hand -pick your dream girl right before your eyes. Say hello future girlfriend. Good bye ex-girlfriend.
Forget how to get your girlfriend back, forget singles bars, forget singles clubs, forget singles events, forget cyber girlfriends, forget virtual girlfriends, Forget on line dating, forget internet dating, forget dating agency, forget interracial dating, forget dating site, forget dating web site, forget Christian dating services, forget Asian dating, forget Indian dating, forget Black dating, forget love dating, forget Jewish dating, forget dating agency, forget Hispanic dating service, forget dating personals, forget adult dating, forget single dating, forget internet dating service, forget personal ads, forget hard to get girls, forget your cheating girlfriend, forget the ex-girlfriend, forget Donald Trump?s girlfriend, forget Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine girlfriends, forget sex dating, and above all forget senior dating services. Elvis has it all for you in his one-stop shopping dream girl dating service. Forget American girls, Asian girls, Latin girls, Canadian girls, English girls, German girls, Russian girls, forget Columbian girls. Elvis has the dream girls for you.
All you see on the internet is online dating, online dating, online dating, Russian girls, Russian girls and Russian girls. Who wants to date a girl online or go to Russia anyway. Nobody. If Larry Page and Sergey Brin from Google do not place your buddy Elvis P King and the Bachelor Dream Tours in the number one search engine placement position under dating you should email Larry and Sergey and complain. Long live the King, Elvis King and all his new buddies. Mention Elvis to Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Elvis would like to hang out with Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Also Elvis would like to meet Paul Allen and he likes Larry Ellison, just don?t tell the new Mrs. if Larry should decide to hang out with Elvis. Not to mention Elvis is a big Jack Nicholson fan. Who doesn?t want to hang out with Jack Nicholson. Even Elvis wants to hang out with Jack Nicholson!
If you need advice on dating, girlfriend, or love Elvis is the man. Take a dating tip from Elvis. Elvis has Fantasy Island hide-aways where few Westerners have ever strolled. My girls are not bleached out white girls and they love and crave the older man! One of my happiest clients is from Japan. You should see the girl he took home! Although I will admit I have a few beautiful white girlfriends. They are for the most part exotic island girls with Hawaiian tans and big brown eyes and curves to die for. My favorite island holds the title for Miss Universe literally! My girls would die for a Westerner Sugar Daddy like you. Don?t worry about speaking another language. My chauffeur speaks eight languages. Elvis tries to take care of all the girls, but there are simply too many. Come on down. Join Elvis on a one on one Bachelor Dream Tour.
I would write a book but I refuse to sell my secrets cheap. You can sit home and say ?yeah, yeah Elvis sure, sure we believe your story.? Or you can skip your trip to the Bahamas, Florida, Cancun or Hawaii and take a real vacation and see for yourself. A fantasy island vacation to remember for the rest of your life. Should you desire you can take your bikini girl home and marry her. Or just pick up the tab and hang out with Elvis and watch the sunsets over the ocean every night for the rest of your life with dream girl after dream girl after dream girl in the real Margaritaville, but this Margaritaville has available girls! And Elvis knows how to get them for you.
Elvis King specializes in finding that special dream girl or dream girls for the older gentleman who has everything except his own private Miss Universe! His one on one Bachelor Dream Tours are very popular and there is nothing else like it on the planet. Elvis has no competition. Yet his exclusive services can still be retained at bargain prices. Don?t be shy E-mail Elvis at: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or check out his blog site at:

http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/
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About The Author

Elvis King specializes in finding that special dream girl or dream girls for the older gentleman who has everything except his own private Miss Universe! His one on one Bachelor Dream Tours are very popular and there is nothing else like it on the planet. Elvis has no competition. Yet his exclusive services can still be retained at bargain prices. Don?t be shy E-mail Elvis at: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or check out his blog site at: http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/

by: Elvis King

Step aside Hugh Hefner. Elvis King is back in the building.
Bachelors, remember the guy in high school who got all the girls. Maybe he was the home coming king or the football captain. He?s Probably not getting the girls any more. I am sure he married the home coming queen and has four kids by now. And you should see the fat little wife he has. But not you and the Loverboy Bachelor, your eternal bachelors. Why a bachelor at 56? Because I love it. There?s nothing like the thrill of a new girl. A new date every single day. I hold the world record of beautiful young girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. (Girlfriends no pros) And I have came close a few times to giving it all up and marrying one of my dream girls. I frequent a few exotic fantasy islands. One of my favorite islands holds the Miss Universe crown. I laugh at poor Donald Trump knocking himself dead to find beautiful girls and he rarely gets lucky. And I know secret bachelor hide-aways where virtually no westerner has ever walked before. And If he ever was at one of my bachelor hide-aways he is probably one of those guys who just doesn?t know how to pick up girls and went home empty handed. Wouldn?t it have been nice if you could have been the best buddy of a rock star or a movie star who gets all the girls. Well you just got lucky. No rock star or movie star has ever had more girlfriends than your buddy Elvis.
I am not anscious to share my secrets or my dream girls, but Lucky for you I ran out of cash. If I hadn?t lost all my cash no one would ever know my secret. If you have always envied the guy who gets all the girls. Nows your chance to get even and get lucky. If you are a friendly, fun loving guy with deep pockets join me on my Bachelor Dream Tour. Give Elvis an email and we can talk about it. We?re not talking about taking 1000 guys to meet 100 girls. We?re talking buddies one on one hanging out with dream girls. Just you, me and the chauffeur and your dream girl of the day. Even my chauffeur has hundreds of girlfriends. Just the luck of the draw getting the right job with the right guy. Forget online dating, dating services, singles bars, and forget the singles groups and your blue haired mommys. Give Elvis an email and we can talk about it. For a week or a lifetime you owe it to yourself to hang out with the King, Elvis King. Your buddies back home will never believe your story once you take the Bachelor Dream Tour with the Loverboy Bachelor. Truthfully you may not ever want to go back home. You don?t have to be George Clooney or the perfect male model and the older gentlemen is welcome.
Elvis King specializes in finding that special dream girl or dream girls for the lonely, older man. His one on one Bachelor Dream Tours are becoming so popular that soon only the wealthiest men will be able to take the Bachelor Dream Tour do to the waiting list and popular demand. Email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or join the group at http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours.
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Elvis King was born in Missippi and grew up in Menphis, Tennesse. He is a retired actor and singer. Not to be confused with the other Elvis. Elvis Presley.
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by: Steve Hatherley

A couple of years ago as one of our family parties wound down, one of my mother’s friends said, “What a wonderful party - it’s so wonderful to laugh. We don’t laugh enough these days, don’t you think? ”
Our family parties are, well, different than most other parties. The main difference between our parties and other parties is - party games. We have a large repetoire of partty games that make us laugh. Here are some of my favourites.
Plum plum plum
Plum plum plum is noisy and boistrous - the way a party game should be. You need about ten people for this, sitting in a circle with one person in the middle.
Starting with the youngest player, each player in the circle chooses a different fruit.
The object of the game is for the person in the middle to point at one of the people sitting down and say the name of their fruit three times before that person says the name of their fruit just once. It doesn’t matter who is being looked at - it’s who is being pointed at that has to answer with their fruit.
If the person in the middle wins, they and the person they beat swap places - but the name of the fruit stays attached to that position. (So after a while nobody will be in their original positions and everyone will have to remember new fruit.)
Note - you might want to ban really long (over three syllable) names; my father once chose “pomegranite” and we never managed to shift him.
The name game
This one is a little more sedate than Plm Plum Plum…
To start this game ask everyone to think of a character or person - it could be someone famous, it could even be someone in the room. Then you should go outside, and each person should come to you one at a time and tell you the names they have chosen.
Once you have made a note of all the names, read them out to everyone. Then read them out again - and then the game begins. (By the way, you don’t play the game as you know who everyone is.)
Pick someone to start. That person choose a player and says, “Shirley, I think you are Darth Vader” (or whichever name they think that Shirley has chosen). If that player is wrong and Shirley isn’t Darth Vader, then it’s Shirley’s turn to try and guess who someone is.
When someone is correctly guessed, that person is out, and the person who guessed correctly gets another go. The game ends when there is only one person left - the winner!
The trick to playing this game is first choosing an unexpected name (one that isn’t normally associated with you) and then remembering the names on the list (as it is easy to forget after you’ve been playing for a few minutes).
Catalogue Charades
I’m sure you have played traditional charades, the game where you mime out the title of a book, movie or television programme. Well, we find that they’re a little too easy…
We play this with one person setting the charades for two teams to work their way through. We normally use the same list, jumbled up so that they aren’t miming the same thing at the same time.
As for what we get our willing volunteers to mime - we pick item from a hardware catalogue. So instead of trying to mime “Wind in the Willows”, they are miming “Cordless power screwdriver” or “Claw hammer with non-slip handle”.
For a more sedate version of this game, you can play this with pen and paper instead of miming.
Who am I?
We quite often play this one as an icebreaker.
This game requires a little bit of preparation. First, get some stickers (Post-It notes aren’t really robust enough but sticky address labels are ideal) and write the name of someone famous on each. The game is played with you putting a sticker on each player’s back (or their forehad, if they are up for it). That player then tries to guess who they are by only asking yes/no questions of the other players (for example, “Am I male?” “Am I a politician?” “Am I Bill Clinton?”).
Lots of people can play this, and they can all play it at once, with players taking it in turns to ask questions. Each time someone is successful, they come to you for another sticker.
If you are playing this competitively, the person who guesses the most is the winner.
It is easy to theme this game by choosing 1950’s movie stars, or characters from The Lord of the Rings, for example.
Chinese Mimes
Chinese Mimes is a more energetic version of Chinese whispers. It can be played as a team, or just for fun.
In Chinese whispers, the players line up all facing away from player #1. Player #1 then taps player #2 on the shoulder, and player #2 turns around. Player #1 mimes out an action to player #2. When they are finished, player #2 taps player #3 on the shoulder, and then mimes out the actions. And so the mime carries on down the line until at the end the last player as to try and figure out what the action was.
If you are playing in teams, the first players in each team should agree to do the same mime.
The mimes should be slightly off-beat. For example: Filling a steam iron with water, trying on a wedding dress, carrying out the safety instructions on an aeroplane…
As I hope you can see, you can drop these games into almost any party - so let your hair down, play a game and have a laugh!

About The Author

Steve Hatherley enjoys murder mystery parties as well as regular party games, and has created a website devoted to them (http://www.great-murder-mystery-games.com). He is also a founding partner of Freeform Games LLP (http://www.freeform-murder-mystery-games.com).

steve@flar.demon.co.uk