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admin on November 7th, 2008
by: Elvis Preston King
Forbes magazine’s annual survey of billionaires reveals that of the 691 names on the list (up from 587 last year), only 10 are single guys. So who is this mystery Billionaire Playboy anyway?
The single boys include 21-year-old German prince Albert von Turn und Taxis; Stefan Quandt, the 39-year-old heir to the BMW fortune; and Google boys Larry Page and Sergey Brin.
The billionaires’ combined net worth was $US2.2 trillion ($A2.78 trillion). Microsoft’s William Gates III topped the list for the 11th year, with $US46.5 billion. Close behind was investment guru Warren Buffett with $US44 billion. It couldn?t be Warren he has made arrangements to take his money with him and he is probably getting to old anyway and I don?t think he ever had an eye for the ladies.
Media mogul Kerry Packer, worth $US5 billion, is the richest Australian and ranks 94th. Shopping centre king Frank Lowy ranks 151st, with $US3.6 billion, and Richard Pratt, at No. 321, is worth $US2 billion.
Maybe our Billionaire Playboy can be found amongst the new faces anxious to enjoy his new found fortune! New billionaires include Eric Schmidt, CEO of Google, Ray Dolby, founder of Dolby Laboratories, Brazilian beer barons Carlos Sicupira and Marcel Telles, and Lebanon’s Saad Hariri. Just to name a few.
So is our mystery Playboy married? Maybe so because there are only 10 single gentlemen billionaires in the world!
He Couldn?t be Donald Trump he just got married, Richard Branson? What about Paul Allen? Isn?t Paul still the reclusive billionaire bachelor? Or maybe Larry Ellison? Well whoever the mystery Billionaire Playboy is rumor has it that he is looking to hook up with the World?s Top Playboy Elvis Preston King. Elvis has more young beautiful girls than any man on the planet. Estimated to be at over 1000 girlfriends! Talk about mystery? Is the world?s number 1 playboy?s real name really Elvis Preston King. Who is this guy anyway?
To keep abreast of the mystery keep your fingers close to your keyboard and do an occasional Google search for Elvis Preston King and the Billionaire Playboy! No, he couldn?t be Larry Page or Sergy Brin!!! Could he? Elvis Preston King loves Google!
Please feel free to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. I also ask that you activate any html links found in the article and in the byline. You may make minor editorial corrections only. A copy would be appreciated at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com
About The Author
Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours.
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admin on November 5th, 2008
by: Elvis Preston King
Whoops someone already has this title his name is William Jefferson Clinton, Bill Clinton. Also a man to be admired! Obviously a man driven by women, although misguided.
1000 One Night Stands!
My life is a candid look at the life of Elvis Preston King the man who has more girlfriends than any man on the planet.
Well it?s true I always wanted to be a Rock Star and the truth is I am one hell of a drummer. Why did I want to be a rock star, I love rock and I love girls! Money for nothing and chicks for free! That?s why! I just didn?t follow through. I never even put a band together. How sad? I went into business and made a few million dollars in a couple of years and retired at a young age. I just don?t like working all the time. What? Are the Billionaires going to take it with them? They think so. I work very hard and then kick back. I like the Margaritaville lifestyle, beaches and girls.
Why do you want to know about my life anyway? If you are a man who does not love women don?t read another word.
I also I have a talent for acting and I wanted to be a movie star. Why? To pick up girls, of course. However, after I saw that Charlie Sheen had to pay prostitutes and I realized that I get more girls than any actor living or dead. I decided for what do I want to be an actor!
Am I immature, insecure and do I have low self-esteem? Probably. This low esteem helped me make my money. I had to show the world I was great. I got paid 15,000 dollars a day as a sales trainer. I hate sales. But I was great at it. What I like is girls, and nothing more. You would think I would grow up. I am 55 years old already.
Unlike the other gurus of girls who discovered their talent late in life I have always had girls, girls, girls! I remember when I was 15 I went to a future farmers event out of town and I came back holding hands with a little Filipino doll with long black hair. My classmates still talk about me today. Mind you I was a poor boy from the other side of the tracks but with the charm and looks of Leonardo DiCaprio.
When I was 18 I use to cruise around in my old 55 Chevy convertible picking up girls form city to city and town to town. You remember Ricky Nelson?s ?I am a traveling Man? I forgot to plate my 55 Chevy and the police through me in jail for illegal plates. I had 15 of my teenage girlfriends send me money to bail the handsome poor boy out of jail!
Luckily I lived in the hippy era. I went to San Francisco and tasted California free love. Oh the life. We had Jimmy Hendrix and we still had Elvis too. Those were the times.
I love cars so when I made my fast Millions I bought a Rolls Royce stretch limo and a Ferrari and a big Mercedes and several other exotic cars. I rented an airline hanger to park them all because I lived in a Penthouse on the beach in a place they called the Millionaire Mile. Proceeded to pick up the girls, but low and behold I began to age and I noticed that 18 year old girls weren?t paying any attention to me any more. Saddened by my aging face I contemplated surgery, but felt the risk of death was too great. So I went to the library and checked out books on the subject of places where girls love the older man. I parked the limo and the Ferrari in storage and went on a global search to find the girls. I found them. I now have more beautiful girls than any man on the planet.
Unfortunately I made a bad investment that dropped me to my knees financially, but I still have the girls. So now what? Well I can write a book, but that doesn?t turn me on. Bill already did that! I can sell my sales training again, I can put on How to Have 1000 One Night Stands Seminars, The King of Seduction Seminars etc. or I can offer my one on one picking up girls services to a rich man who loves girls. I decided on the latter,
Rumor has it that when Bill Clinton gets well he plans on looking me up. I have several other multi-millionaires and one billionaire trying to decide if they want girls and to hang out with Elvis or if they prefer to keep working and be buried with their money. So far no one has taken me up on my offer 100%.
To me my girls are like Forrest Gump?s box of chocolates. And they taste good!!!
So you ask ?Can you teach me to be a great Guru of women? Please! Please! My answer, ?Probably not. You are born with it or you are not. That?s why I refuse to take these poor fools money in trying to teach them how to pick up girls with a worthless book or worthless seminars, but I am taking some poor girl loving soul under my wing, Look for me and my buddy in the French Riviera floating around on his yacht with a boat load of girls!
Please feel free to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. I also ask that you activate any html links found in the article and in the byline. You may make minor editorial corrections only. A copy would be appreciated at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com
About The Author
Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Los Angeles, Ca. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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admin on October 19th, 2008
How Would YOU Like to Have a Travel Buddy Who Knows How to Pick up Girls!
by: Elvis Preston King
How Would YOU Like to Have a Travel Buddy Who Knows How to Pick up Girls!
Let?s go on a vacation, but this time lets skip, Ft. Lauderdale, Hawaii, Bahamas or Cancun. Let?s go where the girls love Western Men like you and me.
I am Elvis Preston King I have always been the master of how to pick up girls. Back home in the United States and Canada I noticed as I began to grow older the girls would stick up their nose up at me. I claim to be American and Canadian as one of my parents is from Toronto, and the other parent is from Kansas City. Of course I was born in Mississippi and I grew up in Memphis.
Even when I would pull up to the curb in my Rolls Royce Limo and my Ferrari F40 the girls wouldn?t give me the time of day. Enough is enough. Young Western women don?t appreciate the Older Man. That goes for you German, French, Italian, English, Dutch and all of the rest of you.
Will, simply put I got so angry one day when I was trying to pick up a young 18 year old Hollywood, California girl who wouldn?t even give me her phone number let alone talk to me. I said that?s it. I sold my Hillsboro beach Florida penthouse, put my cars in storage and hopped on a plane to the Dominican Republic and I haven?t been home since and that was five years ago. I have many sexual paradises of earth that I like to travel to. I now hold the world record of more girlfriends of any man on earth. I have over 1000 active girlfriends and I am sad to say that I am broken up with over 2000 girls who have left me high but not dry. They caught me fooling around with another girl!
Of course, a wife would be nice, but how can you pick just one wife out of all these beautiful young dream girls. I might accept a harem of wives, but I?d get bored with them too and move on I am sure. I am sorry when you?re Elvis and every young beauty loves you it?s just too big of a temptation to stray. I could never be with just one woman no matter how beautiful she is. I tried it. I had the runner up Miss Universe from one country and I couldn?t be loyal. Good luck Donald Trump! I think you made a big mistake getting married to a young beauty. Same to you Larry Ellison, with your money you don?t need a wife. There are other more suitable arrangements than marriage that can be made! I have girls that I sleep with and girls who take care of my cooking and cleaning. Needless to say if you are the senior playboy king you have to eat right.
I could write a book but I refuse to sell my secrets for five or ten dollars. Never in your life. Elvis can?t be bought cheap. Sorry. However, I am looking for one special travel buddy. All my life I have never had time for buddies. I have spent all my time with beautiful young girls. I am now looking for a sidekick to travel to exotic locations around the world who truly loves girls.
Lets go on a vacation! Come visit me and my girls on the islands of love. The weather will give new warmth to your soul. The walks on the beach with your girls will take away the worries of time and age. Romancing a beautiful girl will relieve your weary heart. A vacation with a new dream girl is an absolute cure for the senior man who feels left out from the pleasures of life. Ah- the islands of the sexual paradises of earth, a breath taking experience, a touch of vigor for the older man and the energy of life you need for the rest of your time here on Earth. You won?t ever want to go home. Such dynamic hideaway retreats that once on one of my islands it will mystically bring romance and joy to your heart. Elvis?s sexual paradises of earth are an extreme love connection for the Western man who truly loves beautiful girls!
About The Author
Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of Miami, Fl. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ or http://seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com/
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admin on October 19th, 2008
Why Elvis Preston King the NEW King Takes Cruise Vacations with His Dream Girls!
by: Elvis Preston King
Why Elvis Preston King the NEW King Takes Cruise Vacations with His Dream Girls!
There is nothing like a cruise to please Elvis and his top dream girl all at the same time.
Number one Elvis Preston King never takes diving trips. It?s too dangerous and Elvis thinks his chauffeur is a lousy driver! And for sure if other drivers were to come face to face with Elvis and one of his stunning 18 year old dolls he could cause a deadly accident or at the very least a traffic jam backed up for hours!
Elvis likes how you check your bags at the port and the Magic Wizard whizzes them to his room before he get to his suite. Elvis only accepts suite rooms with a balcony which he says is really romantic for his girls!
Elvis likes tradition, Elvis likes elegance and to be treated like Royalty. After all Elvis Preston King is the NEW King and he is today?s Royalty. He expects to be treated that way. On the RIGHT CRUISE he gets such treatment.
Some times Elvis likes to dress up in his Tuxedo and reminisce when he was the King of Rock and Roll. The formal dinner is the only way Elvis likes to dine. Although he has been known to ask for room service and order the buffet but private in his room. Also he loves it when the chef cooks his peanut butter and fried banana sandwich and sends it up to his room in lieu of the midnight buffet.
On one cruise Elvis broke down and sang ?Are You Lonesome tonight? in a lounge and caused a commotion still talked about to this day on this particular cruise line. Oh yes Elvis has a disguise. But you can see it is really him if you look closely. He is graying and fat but it?s him alright.
Remember how Elvis had to rent the whole movie theatre to go to a movie. Well now he goes widely unnoticed at the movies on a cruise ship and he loves going to the movies on his cruise vacation most of all!
To find out which cruise you can catch Elvis Preston King on you need to do a Google search for future articles by Elvis Preston King the New King!
Please feel free to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. A copy would be appreciated at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com
About The Author
Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. His office is based out of New York, NY. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ or http://seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com/.
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admin on October 17th, 2008
by: Elvis Preston King
The Senior Playboy Club is dedicated to senior playboys from around the world. The Senior Playboy Club is where seniors meet to discuss GIRLS and women. Open to all men of any age!
You can join the Senior Playboy Club absolutely free!
Forget senior dating services, forget senior personals!!!
Gentlemen all you need is to hang out with Elvis Preston King, the senior playboy. Elvis has more sexy YOUNG girlfriends than any man on the planet!
You Might say to Elvis, ?I guess my question is, am I being ridiculous by thinking that a much younger woman could fall in love with a man my age? Spoken by a 59 year old senior.
?It?s not ridiculous at all. I have a beautiful tall model 18 year old girlfriend whom I couldn?t get rid of if I tried.? Elvis Preston King.
Ask Elvis, ?Not all young women are looking for a ?Cash Man.? I recently lost most of my cash and I still have 1000 girls 18 to 22 years old chasing me! I am an average looking 55 year old white man.
For everything you ever wanted to know about older men and younger women talk with Elvis Preston King, the king and the world?s top senior playboy. Email Elvis at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com.
To join the Senior Playboy Club discussions go to http://seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com
About The Author
Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ or http://seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com/.
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admin on October 16th, 2008
What Do You Do on Valentines Day When You Have 1000 Girlfriends!!!!
by: Elvis Preston King
What Do You Do on Valentines Day When You Have 1000 Girlfriends!!!!
Run, hide and take an unexpected business trip out of town!
For any of you who knows or has read or heard about Elvis Preston King the Senior Playboy. You know he has over 1000 girlfriends.
What?s he going to do? ?I plan on taking my top girl to an all-inclusive beach resort and send flowers and chocolate to the rest. Put your calculator to work and let me know about what my Valentine tab will be!? Elvis Preston king
About The Author
Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/ or http://seniorplayboyclub.blogspot.com/.
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admin on October 14th, 2008
by: Elvis Preston King
The Problem
Are you a distinguished older gentleman who finds it difficult to pick up sexy young girls? Have you always loved sexy young, beautiful girls, but never got your fair share!!
?My name is Elvis Preston King. I am an expert at picking up and seducing young girls. I seduce one to three new girls practically everyday of the year and I love it. I have over 1000 sexy young girlfriends (no Pros) 18 to 22 years old. I love my top 100 girls! They are so exotic and beautiful! I am a 55 year old, average looking white man. I am also known as the Senior Playboy!?
The Senior Playboy has more young beautiful girlfriends than any man on the Planet! Totally verifiable!!! The average man would have to see it to believe it.
The Solution!!!
?I am looking for a permanent buddy who also loves lots of sexy, young, delicious dream girls. I lost my money in some bad investments and I simply don?t want to go back in business. I love my life and my early retirement and all of my dream girls. I am willing to share all my girlfriends sisters, cousins and their girlfriends, as well as pick up new girls everyday. If I can find another gentleman like me who also loves lots of girls. Which means you too will end up with over 1000 girlfriends! THE DEAL IS SIMPLE: I PICK UP THE GIRLS? YOU PICK UP THE TAB.? Elvis Preston King
?I developed a secret system through a lifetime of study and hard work to learn how to be the top guy in the world at picking up girls. I read every book on the subject. I practiced my art. I studied and I worked. Through trial and error I developed the best system in the world for picking up and seducing girls. God didn?t just hand me this talent or drop beautiful girls in my lap. I worked very hard for this accomplishment. Now I am the best in the world, literally. No man on earth over 50 years old has as many young sexy, beautiful girlfriends as I have. Alexander the Great never had it so good. My system will work anywhere in the world. So if you get bored with my favorite island. We can check out other exotic and interesting locations.? Elvis~!
?I have a separate new bachelor pad just for entertaining our girls. I also have a secluded home where I rest when I want to take a break from my girls.?
Elvis has such a wonderful fantasy life that he does not want to go back in business. He is on a global search to find ONE senior bachelor sidekick who also would like to have 1000 young girlfriends. Or if you insist on the slightly older woman Elvis can certainly arrange that also. He has even hired a chauffeur who speaks seven languages. The chauffeur assists by answering phone calls from all the girls and arranges Elvis?s dates but Elvis selects and picks up all of his own girls!
The Guinness Book of World Records has been on Elvis?s trail but so far he has declined entry into the famous book. Elvis already has many fans as well as many envious people who can?t stand to see Elvis happy with all of his girls.
?My girls all have Hawaiian tans and big brown eyes with the exception of a few blonde girls that I have. The girls in my favorite exotic locations adore the older man. In fact, if your old, fat, and bald that helps! They prefer the older man that Western Girls wouldn?t give the time of day no matter how fat your wallet is. Unlike the culture of Western women who see youth as everything. Our maturity gives the girls a sense of security.? On the other hand there are many Western men who come to my favorite island and don?t get laid unless they pay a prostitute!
You simply have to know where to find the girls, how to pick them up and how to seduce them. Lucky for you, you have Elvis. That is if you don?t let another senior bachelor grab him off the market. Elvis?s services will not be available long. You are not the only man in the world who loves lots of young beautiful girls! Call Elvis now and discuss the details or you can buy yourself a copy of ?Are You Lonesome to Night? by Elvis Presley and a bottle of President beer and keep living the way you are living now. Or get up out of that chair and call Elvis now. There is only one Elvis in the world now and if you want a chance to hang out with Elvis pick up the phone now and call him or email him. Just do it. Go ahead enjoy your life. Life isn?t forever and this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to live the fantasy life most men in the world will only dream about.
This offer is limited to only ONE GENTLEMAN. Will it be bachelor number 1? bachelor number 2? Or lucky bachelor number 3?YOU!
If you are ?The Man? who truly loves lots of young, sexy women, you owe it to yourself to see if Elvis means every word that he is saying. See for yourself if he can back up every word! Your buddies back home will never believe your story once you decide to become the sidekick of the senior playboy, Elvis P. King.
PS If by chance you?re happy with your life or you have convinced yourself that you are happy with your life and if you?re not interested in hanging out with Elvis please pass this letter on to one of your friends who would enjoy the bachelor dream life. Good luck either way Buddy!
Sincerely,
Elvis Preston King
Email: seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com
Telephone: 809-581-8648 (my house)
809-570-5100 (the bachelor pad)
My chauffeur?s cellular is 809-459-2390 (His name is Alberto)
http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/
Please feel free to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. A copy would be appreciated at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com
About The Author
Elvis Preston King was born in Mississippi and grew up in Memphis. Not to be confused with the other great King, Elvis Presley. Elvis has always had an eye for girls since he first saw one as a baby. Elvis is a 55 year old senior who doesn?t want to let go of being 18. He has over 1000 sexy girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. He is now looking for just ONE gentleman sidekick to share in his good fortune. You can email him at seniorplayboy1@yahoo.com or visit http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours or http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/
loverboybachelor@yahoo.com
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admin on October 8th, 2008
by: Elvis King
Call them dirty old men. Call them sugar daddys. But with Elvis Preston King on their team these guys get their dream girls!
Bachelor Dream Tours Dating Service
There are dating services after dating service after dating service, but there is only one Bachelor Dream Tours dating service with Elvis P. King at the helm. The king of dating services. Is Elvis back in the building with his girlfriends or is it all just a fantasy. You owe it to yourself to see for yourself. George Clooney bows down to Elvis when Elvis enters the building.
Girlfriend, girlfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends and more girlfriends! Dream girl! Dream girls! Dream Girl! Elvis the matchmaker, matchmaker, matchmaker.
For the older man who likes the much younger woman. The young girl or young girls of you dreams.Your problem of how to find a girlfriend has just been solved. Hot girls, young girls, white girls, brown girls, black girls. Elvis the Matchmaker King, Elvis P. King?s private, one on one dating service, also known as Bachelor Dream Tours are now available.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen. I am Elvis Preston King. The King. I am the guy every guy loves to hate. And every older woman just hates me because I am a bad influence on other older men. It?s hard enough for the older woman to find her man. Let alone the likes of Elvis P. King. No sensible woman would ever let her husband or boyfriend within 50 feet of Elvis P. King.
Elvis has made Jack Nicholson proud. And yes I get hate mail! I hold the world record of girlfriends age 18 to 22 years old in the men over age 50 class. They all have sisters, cousins, and girlfriends waiting to meet any guy who is a buddy of Elvis P, the King. I use to work for free for all my buddies back home but when my estate was sold I was left holding the empty bag. I am broke. I can?t claim my estate. My best buddy Red West Perry doesn?t come around any more after he had a heart attack and his wife put the brakes on the bachelor tours with Elvis. Truthfully, I miss my buddies, and my daughter, Tina Marie, but I have the life to die for. I think about my ex-wife Princess sometimes, but when you are Elvis and all the girls love you the temptation is just too hard to resist to be with just one woman no matter how beautiful she is. I can not come home for obvious reasons. Most people think I am really just a myth.
I will never forget the time when a very handsome 35 year old man all alone in a beautiful all-inclusive beach resort where I was vacationing with two of my stunners came up to me and said, ?You are my idol because nobody has girls like that and certainly not two! What is your secret? You remind me a little bit of Elvis, sir.? ?Elvis P. King at your service.?
Is it a case of Elvis Aaron Presley back in the building. My girls will tell you yes he is Elvis, The King has come home. Yes I was born in Mississippi and I lived in Memphis. I don?t want you to picture me as the young perfect Elvis. Elvis was fat in the end and so is your Elvis. My fried peanut butter and banana sandwhiches are easy to make with an island full of bananas and beautiful girls to cook them. But this is not a story about Elvis Presley or Elvis King. This is a story about the older man getting his young dream girl or dream girls. Most of Elvis?s buddies are old, fat and bald. So don?t get self-conscious and think you can?t get a girl. All of Elvis?s buddies always get their girl!
Whether you want a wife, girlfriend, young girlfriend, sexy girlfriend, kind girlfriend, real girlfriend, horny girlfriend, daily girlfriend, naughty girlfriend, beautiful girlfriend, hot girlfriend, teen girlfriend, cute girlfriend, tall girlfriend, short girlfriend, fat girlfriend, chubby girlfriend, or many girlfriends. You will never have to worry about how to get a girlfriend again with Elvis by your side. Elvis will hand -pick your dream girl right before your eyes. Say hello future girlfriend. Good bye ex-girlfriend.
Forget how to get your girlfriend back, forget singles bars, forget singles clubs, forget singles events, forget cyber girlfriends, forget virtual girlfriends, Forget on line dating, forget internet dating, forget dating agency, forget interracial dating, forget dating site, forget dating web site, forget Christian dating services, forget Asian dating, forget Indian dating, forget Black dating, forget love dating, forget Jewish dating, forget dating agency, forget Hispanic dating service, forget dating personals, forget adult dating, forget single dating, forget internet dating service, forget personal ads, forget hard to get girls, forget your cheating girlfriend, forget the ex-girlfriend, forget Donald Trump?s girlfriend, forget Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine girlfriends, forget sex dating, and above all forget senior dating services. Elvis has it all for you in his one-stop shopping dream girl dating service. Forget American girls, Asian girls, Latin girls, Canadian girls, English girls, German girls, Russian girls, forget Columbian girls. Elvis has the dream girls for you.
All you see on the internet is online dating, online dating, online dating, Russian girls, Russian girls and Russian girls. Who wants to date a girl online or go to Russia anyway. Nobody. If Larry Page and Sergey Brin from Google do not place your buddy Elvis P King and the Bachelor Dream Tours in the number one search engine placement position under dating you should email Larry and Sergey and complain. Long live the King, Elvis King and all his new buddies. Mention Elvis to Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Elvis would like to hang out with Larry Page and Sergey Brin. Also Elvis would like to meet Paul Allen and he likes Larry Ellison, just don?t tell the new Mrs. if Larry should decide to hang out with Elvis. Not to mention Elvis is a big Jack Nicholson fan. Who doesn?t want to hang out with Jack Nicholson. Even Elvis wants to hang out with Jack Nicholson!
If you need advice on dating, girlfriend, or love Elvis is the man. Take a dating tip from Elvis. Elvis has Fantasy Island hide-aways where few Westerners have ever strolled. My girls are not bleached out white girls and they love and crave the older man! One of my happiest clients is from Japan. You should see the girl he took home! Although I will admit I have a few beautiful white girlfriends. They are for the most part exotic island girls with Hawaiian tans and big brown eyes and curves to die for. My favorite island holds the title for Miss Universe literally! My girls would die for a Westerner Sugar Daddy like you. Don?t worry about speaking another language. My chauffeur speaks eight languages. Elvis tries to take care of all the girls, but there are simply too many. Come on down. Join Elvis on a one on one Bachelor Dream Tour.
I would write a book but I refuse to sell my secrets cheap. You can sit home and say ?yeah, yeah Elvis sure, sure we believe your story.? Or you can skip your trip to the Bahamas, Florida, Cancun or Hawaii and take a real vacation and see for yourself. A fantasy island vacation to remember for the rest of your life. Should you desire you can take your bikini girl home and marry her. Or just pick up the tab and hang out with Elvis and watch the sunsets over the ocean every night for the rest of your life with dream girl after dream girl after dream girl in the real Margaritaville, but this Margaritaville has available girls! And Elvis knows how to get them for you.
Elvis King specializes in finding that special dream girl or dream girls for the older gentleman who has everything except his own private Miss Universe! His one on one Bachelor Dream Tours are very popular and there is nothing else like it on the planet. Elvis has no competition. Yet his exclusive services can still be retained at bargain prices. Don?t be shy E-mail Elvis at: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or check out his blog site at:
http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/
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Elvis King specializes in finding that special dream girl or dream girls for the older gentleman who has everything except his own private Miss Universe! His one on one Bachelor Dream Tours are very popular and there is nothing else like it on the planet. Elvis has no competition. Yet his exclusive services can still be retained at bargain prices. Don?t be shy E-mail Elvis at: loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or check out his blog site at: http://bachelortours.blogspot.com/
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admin on October 2nd, 2008
by: Elvis King
Step aside Hugh Hefner. Elvis King is back in the building.
Bachelors, remember the guy in high school who got all the girls. Maybe he was the home coming king or the football captain. He?s Probably not getting the girls any more. I am sure he married the home coming queen and has four kids by now. And you should see the fat little wife he has. But not you and the Loverboy Bachelor, your eternal bachelors. Why a bachelor at 56? Because I love it. There?s nothing like the thrill of a new girl. A new date every single day. I hold the world record of beautiful young girlfriends 18 to 22 years old. (Girlfriends no pros) And I have came close a few times to giving it all up and marrying one of my dream girls. I frequent a few exotic fantasy islands. One of my favorite islands holds the Miss Universe crown. I laugh at poor Donald Trump knocking himself dead to find beautiful girls and he rarely gets lucky. And I know secret bachelor hide-aways where virtually no westerner has ever walked before. And If he ever was at one of my bachelor hide-aways he is probably one of those guys who just doesn?t know how to pick up girls and went home empty handed. Wouldn?t it have been nice if you could have been the best buddy of a rock star or a movie star who gets all the girls. Well you just got lucky. No rock star or movie star has ever had more girlfriends than your buddy Elvis.
I am not anscious to share my secrets or my dream girls, but Lucky for you I ran out of cash. If I hadn?t lost all my cash no one would ever know my secret. If you have always envied the guy who gets all the girls. Nows your chance to get even and get lucky. If you are a friendly, fun loving guy with deep pockets join me on my Bachelor Dream Tour. Give Elvis an email and we can talk about it. We?re not talking about taking 1000 guys to meet 100 girls. We?re talking buddies one on one hanging out with dream girls. Just you, me and the chauffeur and your dream girl of the day. Even my chauffeur has hundreds of girlfriends. Just the luck of the draw getting the right job with the right guy. Forget online dating, dating services, singles bars, and forget the singles groups and your blue haired mommys. Give Elvis an email and we can talk about it. For a week or a lifetime you owe it to yourself to hang out with the King, Elvis King. Your buddies back home will never believe your story once you take the Bachelor Dream Tour with the Loverboy Bachelor. Truthfully you may not ever want to go back home. You don?t have to be George Clooney or the perfect male model and the older gentlemen is welcome.
Elvis King specializes in finding that special dream girl or dream girls for the lonely, older man. His one on one Bachelor Dream Tours are becoming so popular that soon only the wealthiest men will be able to take the Bachelor Dream Tour do to the waiting list and popular demand. Email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or join the group at http://www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours.
Please feel to publish this article and resource box in your ezine, newsletter, offline publication or website. A copy would be appreciated at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com
About The Author
Elvis King was born in Missippi and grew up in Menphis, Tennesse. He is a retired actor and singer. Not to be confused with the other Elvis. Elvis Presley.
loverboybachelor@yahoo.com
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admin on September 28th, 2008
by: Chris N. Fernando
The film opens with Shrek (voiced over by Mike Myers) and his beloved (now turned into an Ogre) Princess Fiona (Cameron Diaz) enjoying themselves on their honeymoon at sand-kissed beaches. Returning from their romantic idyll, Shrek and Princess Fiona are summoned by Fiona’s parents, the king (John Cleese) and queen (Julie Andrews) of the “Kingdom Far, Far Away” (a fairy-tale version of Beverly Hills). After much discussion, the ogre couple finally decide to leave for the celebration at the “Kingdom Far, Far Away.” Donkey also accompanies them with his whining and one-liner spouting all intact.
All along the journey to the “Kingdom Far, Far Away”, you cannot resist but guffaw at the nasty doings of the Donkey. Once the ogre couple reach the kingdom for a homecoming celebration, Princess Fiona’s parents are taken aback when they learn that their princess has married an ogre and become one, too (as always its the parents who are the last ones to find out). That’s when the king summons a Fairy Godmother (Jennifer Saunders) to eliminate Shrek and have his daughter Fiona married to Fairy Godmother’s foppish son Prince Charming (Rupert Everett). The king also calls upon a famous yet cute little ogre hunter Puss In Boots (Antonio Banderas) for this task, but the feline eventually joins forces with Shrek and Donkey.
Banderas is excellent with his Spanish accent that suits right with Puss in Boots’s profile and also again gets a chance to play Zorro. Throughout the movie you can find nasty references to movies like Spider-Man, The Wizard of Oz,The Lord of the Rings, The Matrix and Charlie’s Angels. The original sound tracks of the film are music to ears, and the computer animation - gorgeous! Though its only rarely that an idea of a sequel works, in this case, the storyline picks up seamlessly from the first film and doesn’t feel forced at all. Shrek 2 is downright funny and wonderful - a must-see for the young and the old.
About The Author
Chris N. Fernando is a Sr. Staff Writer with Magazine 360 - an IT magazine published by ITNation, Mumbai (India). He has also worked as Technical Editor with Peer Technical Services and as Reporter for PCQuest and Living Digital magazines. He also writes for The Cheers.com.
Get more of him at: www.chrisfernando.tk
chris.n.fernando@gmail.com
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